Order by December 5, 2026 for the best chance of holiday arrival. Delivery by December 24 is not guaranteed.
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Funny Christmas Gifts

White-elephant winners, office-party icebreakers and shirts for the relative who shakes every box. Original wording and illustrations — sarcastic, cozy, and ready to gift.

Regretfully Declining Hoodie — Unisex hoodie
Unisex hoodie · On eBay

Regretfully Declining Hoodie

$49.99 · free US shipping
Here for the Cheese Ball Crewneck — Unisex crewneck
Unisex crewneck · On eBay

Here for the Cheese Ball Crewneck

$44.99 · free US shipping
More Marshmallows, Fewer Opinions Mug — 11 oz ceramic mug
11 oz ceramic mug · On eBay

More Marshmallows, Fewer Opinions Mug

$27.99 · free US shipping
Festively Frazzled 2026 Ornament — Ceramic ornament
Ceramic ornament · On eBay

Festively Frazzled 2026 Ornament

$28.99 · free US shipping
Post-Dinner Recovery Blanket — 50×60 sherpa blanket
50×60 sherpa blanket · On eBay

Post-Dinner Recovery Blanket

$69.99 · free US shipping
Professional Present Shaker Tee — Unisex t-shirt
Unisex t-shirt · On eBay

Professional Present Shaker Tee

$29.99 · free US shipping
Gingerbread Housing Inspector Hoodie — Unisex hoodie
Unisex hoodie · On eBay

Gingerbread Housing Inspector Hoodie

$49.99 · free US shipping
The Tree Was Like That Bandana — Pet bandana
Pet bandana · On eBay

The Tree Was Like That Bandana

$39.99 · free US shipping
Here for the Cheese Ball Pillow — 14×14 throw pillow
14×14 throw pillow · On eBay

Here for the Cheese Ball Pillow

$49.99 · free US shipping
Post-Dinner Recovery Tree Skirt — 44-inch tree skirt
44-inch tree skirt · On eBay

Post-Dinner Recovery Tree Skirt

$84.99 · free US shipping
More Marshmallows, Fewer Opinions Tumbler — 20 oz tumbler
20 oz tumbler · On eBay

More Marshmallows, Fewer Opinions Tumbler

$49.99 · free US shipping
Hard Nut to Crack Ornament — Ceramic ornament
Ceramic ornament · On eBay

Hard Nut to Crack Ornament

$28.99 · free US shipping
New Year, Same Snacks 2027 Hoodie — Unisex hoodie
Unisex hoodie · On eBay

New Year, Same Snacks 2027 Hoodie

$49.99 · free US shipping