# Emberlane Gifts

> Emberlane Gifts is an independent shop of original, made-to-order holiday designs. Items are printed on demand in the United States and sold on eBay by seller stserra0, with selected designs also offered through the EmberlaneGifts shop on Redbubble. Free standard shipping within the US on eBay. No licensed characters and no personalization. Order by December 5, 2026 for the best chance of arrival by Christmas; delivery by December 24 is not guaranteed. Hanukkah 2026 begins the evening of December 4, so those gifts should be ordered as early as possible.

The public catalog lives at https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/. Checkout happens on eBay or Redbubble, not on this site. Contact is through the eBay store only; this site does not publish a phone number or home address.

## Shop and guides
- [Home](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/index.html)
- [All gifts](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/shop.html)
- [Holiday gift guide](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/gift-guide.html)
- [About](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/about.html)
- [FAQ](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/faq.html)
- [Ugly Christmas Sweaters](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/ugly-christmas-sweaters.html): Loud, tacky, and proudly original ugly-Christmas-sweater sweatshirts and hoodies, each with an Emberlane character in a Fair Isle knit. No licensed mascots — just a cat, a corgi, a penguin, a sloth, an axolotl and a gingerbread pal.
- [Funny Christmas Gifts](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/funny-christmas.html): White-elephant winners, office-party icebreakers and shirts for the relative who shakes every box. Original wording and illustrations — sarcastic, cozy, and ready to gift.
- [Gifts for Pets & Pet Parents](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/pets.html): Bandanas and stockings for the household supervisor, the long dog with a long wish list, and the golden retriever who would prefer treats only, please. Plus ugly-sweater looks for cat and corgi people.
- [Christmas Ornaments](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/ornaments.html): Double-sided ceramic ornaments: a 2026 pickle-hunt keepsake, a festively frazzled bauble, and a nutcracker who is a hard nut to crack. Dated or gag-gift ready, and small enough to ship as a stocking stuffer.
- [Holiday Home Décor](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/home-decor.html): Sherpa blankets, 44-inch tree skirts, throw pillows and stockings — original patterns for the couch, the tree and the mantel. Printed on demand and shipped from the US.
- [Holiday Apparel](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/apparel.html): Crewnecks, hoodies, tees, a youth shirt, pajama pants and a December Market tote. Unisex adult sizing unless noted. Every design is original Emberlane artwork with no personalization and no licensed characters.
- [Hanukkah and New Year Gifts](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/hanukkah-and-new-year.html): A cozy Hanukkah crewneck — Cozy All Eight Nights — and a funny New Year’s Eve hoodie for 2027: New Year, Same Snacks. Hanukkah 2026 begins the evening of December 4, so order as soon as you can. The December 5 cutoff is aimed at Christmas delivery, not Hanukkah.
- [Gifts for Nurses](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/gifts-for-nurses.html): Festive & On Call is an original holiday crewneck for nurses and other healthcare workers — a stethoscope wreath, not a hospital logo. Sold through the EmberlaneGifts shop on Redbubble, where it can be printed on tees, hoodies, mugs and more.
- [Gifts for Teachers](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/gifts-for-teachers.html): A thank-you mug and a 20 oz insulated tumbler lettered “Papers Graded, Cocoa Poured.” Original artwork, ready to gift — no names, no school logos.
- [Mugs and Tumblers](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/mugs-and-tumblers.html): 11 oz ceramic mugs and 20 oz insulated tumblers: fireside cocoa, marshmallow opinions, a teacher thank-you, and a pickleball cup for anyone who will dink for cookies.

## Marketplace stores
- eBay store (seller stserra0): https://www.ebay.com/usr/stserra0
- eBay listings search: https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_ssn=stserra0
- Redbubble shop (EmberlaneGifts): https://www.redbubble.com/people/EmberlaneGifts/shop

The Redbubble shop may remain private while a new artist account is classified (up to five business days). Individual Redbubble work URLs in the form https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/<id> were not yet publicly crawlable when this catalog was built on November 12, 2026, so product pages link the shop rather than work URLs.

## Policies
- Shipping: free standard shipping within the United States on eBay orders. Redbubble charges its own shipping at checkout.
- Christmas 2026 timing: order by December 5, 2026 for the best chance of arrival. Delivery by December 24 is not guaranteed.
- Hanukkah 2026: begins the evening of December 4; order as early as possible. Arrival before the first night is not guaranteed.
- Returns: custom print-on-demand items are not returnable for size, color preference, or change of mind. Damaged or misprinted items are replaced or refunded if the buyer messages the eBay seller with a photo.
- Personalization: none.
- Trademarks: no licensed characters, sports teams, or brand logos. Frostbirch Lodge and Emberlane Après Club are fictional names.
- Contact: message seller stserra0 on eBay. No phone number or home address is published.

## Products
Each product page links to the live marketplace listing. Prices below were last checked November 12, 2026 (America/New_York) and may change on eBay or Redbubble.

- [The Pickle Hunt Ornament](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/christmas-pickle-ornament-ceramic-pickle-hunt-tradition-keepsake-2026.html) — Ceramic ornament. The Pickle Hunt · Holiday Tradition · 2026. $28.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860132938808 (Redbubble work id 185576525)
  A double-sided ceramic Christmas ornament for the family pickle hunt: a large original watercolor Christmas pickle with a burgundy velvet bow, holly, and pine, lettered “The Pickle Hunt / Holiday Tradition · 2026.”

- [Frostbirch Fireside Cocoa Mug](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/christmas-mug-11-oz-ceramic-hot-cocoa-coffee-mug-vintage-ski-lodge-win.html) — 11 oz ceramic mug. Frostbirch Lodge / Fireside Cocoa. $27.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860132949998
  An 11 oz white ceramic mug with a full-wrap original illustration: a vintage alpine still life of an enamel cocoa pot, lantern, dried oranges, and tartan, lettered “Frostbirch Lodge / Fireside Cocoa / Est. 1962 · Alpine Kitchen.” Frostbirch Lodge is a fictional lodge name, not a real resort.

- [Currently Wintering Crewneck](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/christmas-crewneck-sweatshirt-unisex-women-men-currently-wintering-ros.html) — Unisex crewneck. Currently Wintering — do not disturb until the thaw. $44.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860132970821 (Redbubble work id 185576616)
  A unisex Gildan 18000 crewneck with a large original dark-romance print: a burgundy rose, pine, and gold-leaf wreath lettered “Currently Wintering / do not disturb until the thaw.” The artwork fills the chest — not a small logo.

- [Frostbirch Lodge Hoodie](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/vintage-ski-hoodie-retro-ski-lodge-christmas-sweatshirt-unisex-apres-s.html) — Unisex hoodie. Frostbirch Lodge — Come In From the Cold. $49.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860132973859 (Redbubble work id 185576691)
  A unisex Gildan 18500 hoodie with a large original vintage ski-poster print: a snowy cabin, crossed wooden skis, and mountains, lettered “Frostbirch Lodge / Alpine · Est. 1962 / Come In From the Cold.” The artwork fills most of the chest — not a small logo. Frostbirch Lodge is a fictional lodge name, not a real resort.

- [Gathered Here Sherpa Blanket](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/christmas-sherpa-blanket-50x60-throw-christmas-pickle-bow-wreath-cozy.html) — 50×60 sherpa blanket. Welcome / Gathered Here / Christmas · 2026. $69.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860132975015
  A 50x60 sherpa fleece throw with an original repeating watercolor pattern of Christmas pickles, blush bows, and pine, plus a central burgundy rose-and-pine wreath lettered “Welcome / Gathered Here / Christmas · 2026.”

- [December Market Tote](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/christmas-tote-bag-canvas-coquette-pink-bow-december-market-holiday-gi.html) — Canvas tote. December Market. $29.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860132976285 (Redbubble work id 185576737)
  A canvas market tote with a large original coquette-bow illustration — blush satin and pink gingham tails — and a scalloped pearl-edged label reading “December Market.” The bow fills the bag face, not a small logo.

- [Christmas Morning Roster Tee](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/matching-family-christmas-shirts-unisex-t-shirt-christmas-morning-stoc.html) — Unisex t-shirt. Christmas Morning family roster. $29.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860132982062 (Redbubble work id 185576774)
  A unisex Gildan 5000 tee with a large original watercolor of four Christmas stockings on a rustic mantel — including a tiny paw-print pet stocking — lettered “Christmas Morning” over the roster “Chief Unwrapper · Cookie Taster · Tree Inspector · Nap Supervisor.” Sold as a matching family Christmas / lounge shirt (it is a printed t-shirt, not a button pajama top).

- [Chief Icing Officer Youth Tee](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/kids-christmas-shirt-youth-t-shirt-gingerbread-chief-icing-officer-boy.html) — Youth t-shirt. Official Title: Chief Icing Officer. $31.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860133056588 (Redbubble work id 185576815)
  A youth Christmas t-shirt with a large original watercolor of iced gingerbread cookies and an icing bag, under a banner reading “Official Title / Chief Icing Officer.” Intended as the kids’ matching piece in the family holiday set.

- [Household Supervisor Bandana](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/christmas-dog-bandana-cat-bandana-funny-household-supervisor-pet-holid.html) — Pet bandana. Household Supervisor. $39.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860133056826
  A clip-on pet bandana with big “HOUSEHOLD SUPERVISOR” lettering across the top, a watercolor dog and cat with burgundy bows, and a cream holly and pickle pattern. For dogs or cats. Pairs with the matching family tees and pajama pants.

- [Pickle Bow Pajama Pants](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/christmas-pajama-pants-women-pickle-bow-coquette-lounge-pants-family-m.html) — Women's pajama pants. Pickle-bow lounge pants. $66.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860132952642
  All-over-print women’s pajama pants in an original watercolor pattern of blush bows, pine sprigs, and Christmas pickles. The print is a clean repeating pattern with no lettering. Meant to match the family Christmas tees and pet bandana. These are lounge pants, not a button pajama shirt.

- [Regretfully Declining Hoodie](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/funny-christmas-hoodie-introvert-cat-sweatshirt-regretfully-declining.html) — Unisex hoodie. Regretfully Declining (not actually regretful). $49.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134705048 (Redbubble work id 185576848)
  A funny holiday hoodie for anyone whose social calendar has outrun their social energy. Original illustrated artwork shows a very comfortable cat in a velvet armchair, a mug of cocoa, a tiny Christmas tree, and a tall stack of unopened party invitations, with the words “Regretfully Declining (not actually regretful)” and “Please try again in January.”

- [Here for the Cheese Ball Crewneck](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/funny-christmas-sweatshirt-cheese-ball-crewneck-holiday-party-foodie-u.html) — Unisex crewneck. Here for the Cheese Ball (and nothing else). $44.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134704140 (Redbubble work id 185576874)
  For the guest who is really there for the appetizers. Original watercolor-style artwork of a pecan-coated holiday cheese ball with a red bow, crackers, grapes and holly, with “Here for the Cheese Ball (and nothing else).” A great pick for family dinners, office parties and white-elephant gifts.

- [More Marshmallows, Fewer Opinions Mug](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/funny-christmas-mug-11-oz-hot-cocoa-more-marshmallows-fewer-opinions-c.html) — 11 oz ceramic mug. More marshmallows, fewer opinions. $27.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134703696
  “More marshmallows, fewer opinions.” An 11 oz white ceramic mug with an original painted illustration of a cocoa cup piled high with marshmallows and a candy cane. A funny stocking stuffer, teacher or coworker gift, or Secret Santa pick. The design is printed on both sides.

- [The Tree Was Like That Bandana](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/funny-dog-christmas-bandana-the-tree-was-like-that-pet-holiday-scarf-d.html) — Pet bandana. The tree was like that when I got here. $39.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134703434
  “Official statement: The tree was like that when I got here.” A funny holiday bandana for the dog with a suspiciously innocent face. Original illustrated puppy, toppled tree and a chewed-ornament, bone and paw-print pattern.

- [Festively Frazzled 2026 Ornament](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/funny-christmas-ornament-2026-festively-frazzled-ceramic-white-elephan.html) — Ceramic ornament. Festively Frazzled · 2026. $28.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134701585 (Redbubble work id 185576980)
  A funny dated keepsake for the year that tangled everyone’s lights: an original illustrated bauble with tinsel hair and a very tired expression, labeled “Festively Frazzled · 2026.” A good white-elephant, coworker or friend gift.

- [Post-Dinner Recovery Blanket](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/funny-christmas-blanket-sherpa-fleece-throw-50x60-post-dinner-recovery.html) — 50×60 sherpa blanket. Official Post-Dinner Recovery Blanket. $69.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134703108
  The “Official Post-Dinner Recovery Blanket — do not disturb until pie.” An original illustrated pattern of ham, pie, rolls, gravy boats and gold cutlery with a vintage-style label in the center. Soft sherpa fleece on the back, vivid print on the front. A funny housewarming, host or family gift. 50 x 60 in.

- [Professional Present Shaker Tee](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/funny-family-christmas-shirts-present-shaker-t-shirt-unisex-matching-h.html) — Unisex t-shirt. Professional Present Shaker. $29.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134702891 (Redbubble work id 185577015)
  Every family has one: the person who shakes every box under the tree. An original illustrated gift being inspected by two eager hands, with “Professional Present Shaker — gift inspection dept., est. forever.” A funny matching family shirt and a good gift for kids, teens and adults alike.

- [Gingerbread Housing Inspector Hoodie](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/funny-gingerbread-house-hoodie-christmas-baking-sweatshirt-inspector-u.html) — Unisex hoodie. Gingerbread Housing Inspector — not up to code. $49.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134702505 (Redbubble work id 185577034)
  “Dept. of Gingerbread Housing Inspector — NOT UP TO CODE.” An original illustrated slumping gingerbread house inspected by a very serious gingerbread man in a hard hat. A funny hoodie for bakers, parents who survived the gingerbread-house kit, and anyone who has watched a roof slide off.

- [Soaking Up the Season Capybara Hoodie](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/capybara-christmas-hoodie-cute-capybara-sweatshirt-hot-spring-unisex-g.html) — Unisex hoodie. Soaking Up the Season (please do not disturb). $49.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134710399 (Redbubble work id 185577050)
  A cozy capybara hoodie for anyone who would rather be soaking in a hot spring than doing the holiday rush. Original illustrated artwork shows a very relaxed capybara in a snowy hot spring with floating yuzu oranges, pine and red berries, with the words “Soaking Up the Season (please do not disturb).”

- [Fluffy & Festive Highland Cow Blanket](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/highland-cow-christmas-blanket-sherpa-throw-50x60-fluffy-festive-cow-l.html) — 50×60 sherpa blanket. Fluffy & Festive, Cozy Season. $69.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134710506
  A plush Highland cow in a plaid scarf and a holly-and-fairy-light crown, printed on a Deluxe Sherpa Fleece blanket, 50 x 60 in. Original illustrated artwork on a burgundy holly-and-snowflake border with the words “Fluffy & Festive, Cozy Season.” A warm, giftable throw for the couch, the guest room or anyone who loves farm animals.

- [Short Legs, Long Wish List Bandana](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/dachshund-christmas-dog-bandana-wiener-dog-short-legs-long-wish-list-p.html) — Pet bandana. Short Legs, Long Wish List. $39.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134710631
  A holiday bandana for the long dog in your life. Original illustrated artwork shows a hopeful dachshund in a Santa hat with a garland along its extra-long back, on a navy pattern of bones, paw prints, bows and holly, with the words “Short Legs, Long Wish List.” The artwork is designed for dachshunds but any dog can wear it.

- [Hard Nut to Crack Ornament](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/nutcracker-christmas-ornament-funny-ceramic-hard-nut-to-crack-tree-orn.html) — Ceramic ornament. Hard Nut to Crack, Christmas Edition. $28.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134710785 (Redbubble work id 185577071)
  A classic toy-soldier nutcracker in burgundy and gold, wrestling a walnut that is clearly winning. Original illustrated artwork with the words “Hard Nut to Crack, Christmas Edition.” Ceramic ornament printed on both sides with the same design. A fun stocking stuffer or tree gift for the Nutcracker-ballet, nutcracker-collecting or just plain stubborn crowd.

- [Booked for the Holidays Crewneck](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/book-lover-christmas-sweatshirt-bookish-crewneck-booked-for-the-holida.html) — Unisex crewneck. Booked for the Holidays. $44.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134711043 (Redbubble work id 185577093)
  For the reader whose holiday plans are a stack of books, a mug of cocoa and a sleeping cat. Original illustrated artwork with the words “Booked for the Holidays (cocoa, a cat & a good book).” A good gift for book club friends, librarians and bookworms.

- [New Year, Same Snacks 2027 Hoodie](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/new-years-eve-hoodie-2027-funny-new-year-same-snacks-sweatshirt-unisex.html) — Unisex hoodie. New Year, Same Snacks, 2027. $49.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134711359 (Redbubble work id 185577110)
  A funny New Year's Eve hoodie for the guest who is really there for the chips and dip. Original illustrated artwork shows a party-hatted bowl of potato chips, dip, a clinking pair of champagne flutes and a sparkler, with the words “New Year, Same Snacks, 2027.”

- [Cozy All Eight Nights Crewneck](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/hanukkah-sweatshirt-menorah-crewneck-cozy-all-eight-nights-unisex-chan.html) — Unisex crewneck. Cozy All Eight Nights, Happy Hanukkah. $44.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134712073 (Redbubble work id 185577127)
  A cozy, non-ugly Hanukkah crewneck. Original illustrated artwork shows a lit menorah on a knitted navy blanket with cocoa, a dreidel, gelt and snowflake socks, with the words “Cozy All Eight Nights, Happy Hanukkah.” Hanukkah 2026 begins the evening of December 4, so please order early and allow production and shipping time; it also works as a winter-holiday gift all season.

- [Papers Graded, Cocoa Poured Mug](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/teacher-christmas-mug-funny-teacher-gift-11-oz-coffee-mug-papers-grade.html) — 11 oz ceramic mug. Papers Graded, Cocoa Poured. $27.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134713050
  A holiday mug for the teacher who has finally finished grading. A quick, giftable thank-you for a favorite teacher, tutor or coworker.

- [Hard Nut to Crack Stocking](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/nutcracker-christmas-stocking-funny-hard-nut-to-crack-linen-plaid-cuff.html) — Christmas stocking. Hard Nut to Crack stocking. $49.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134723565
  A funny, illustrated Christmas stocking for the nutcracker collector (or anyone who is a hard nut to crack).

- [Short Legs, Long Wish List Stocking](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/dachshund-christmas-stocking-dog-stocking-wiener-dog-short-legs-long-w.html) — Christmas stocking. Short Legs, Long Wish List stocking. $49.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134723030
  A holiday stocking for the long dog in your life (and the person who hangs it). Original illustrated artwork shows a hopeful dachshund in a Santa hat with a garland along its extra-long back, with the words “Short Legs, Long Wish List” and “hang me by the fire.” The artwork is designed around a dachshund, but it works as a funny stocking for any dog household.

- [Fluffy & Festive Tree Skirt](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/highland-cow-christmas-tree-skirt-44-inch-fleece-farmhouse-holiday-tre.html) — 44-inch tree skirt. Fluffy & Festive tree skirt. $84.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134722445
  A plush 44-inch fleece Christmas tree skirt with a Highland cow in a plaid scarf and a holly-and-fairy-light crown, repeated around the skirt on a burgundy holly-and-snowflake pattern, with the words “Fluffy & Festive” and “Cozy Season.” Original illustrated artwork, printed on one side.

- [Post-Dinner Recovery Tree Skirt](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/funny-christmas-tree-skirt-44-inch-fleece-post-dinner-recovery-pie-hol.html) — 44-inch tree skirt. Post-Dinner Recovery tree skirt. $84.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134722221
  A funny 44-inch fleece Christmas tree skirt for after the feast. Original illustrated pattern of pies, rolls, gravy and roasts, with the words “Post-Dinner Recovery” around the outer ring and “do not disturb until pie” inside.

- [Booked for the Holidays Pillow](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/book-lover-christmas-pillow-14x14-throw-pillow-with-insert-bookish-cat.html) — 14×14 throw pillow. Booked for the Holidays pillow. $49.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134721868
  A 14 x 14 in Christmas throw pillow for the reader whose holiday plans are a stack of books, a mug of cocoa and a sleeping cat. Original illustrated artwork with the words “Booked for the Holidays” and “cocoa, a cat & a good book.” The cover is 14 x 14 in; the insert is a little larger so the pillow looks full (fluff it when it arrives). A good gift for book club friends, librarians and bookworms.

- [Here for the Cheese Ball Pillow](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/funny-christmas-throw-pillow-14x14-with-insert-here-for-the-cheese-bal.html) — 14×14 throw pillow. Here for the Cheese Ball pillow. $49.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134721596
  A 14 x 14 in Christmas throw pillow for the guest who is really here for the cheese ball. Original illustrated artwork of a pecan-crusted cheese ball with a red bow, crackers, grapes and holly, with the words “Here for the Cheese Ball (and nothing else).” The cover is 14 x 14 in; fluff the insert when it arrives. A funny sofa pillow for holiday parties.

- [Papers Graded, Cocoa Poured Tumbler](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/teacher-christmas-tumbler-20-oz-with-straw-insulated-teacher-gift-pape.html) — 20 oz tumbler. Papers Graded, Cocoa Poured tumbler. $49.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134721057
  A 20 oz insulated holiday tumbler for the teacher who has finally finished grading. Original illustrated artwork shows a stack of graded papers with a red pen, an apple, hot cocoa with marshmallows and a stack of chalk, with the words “Papers Graded, Cocoa Poured.” A giftable thank-you for a favorite teacher, tutor or coworker.

- [More Marshmallows, Fewer Opinions Tumbler](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/funny-christmas-tumbler-20-oz-with-straw-hot-cocoa-more-marshmallows-i.html) — 20 oz tumbler. More Marshmallows, Fewer Opinions tumbler. $49.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860134720293
  A 20 oz insulated holiday tumbler for anyone who would like more marshmallows and fewer opinions. Original illustrated artwork of an overflowing cocoa mug with a candy cane and pine, on a winter-sky wrap, with the words “More Marshmallows, Fewer Opinions.”

- [Tiny Hat, Big Plans Cat Sweater](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/cat-ugly-christmas-sweater-sweatshirt-red-crewneck-unisex-tiny-hat-big.html) — Unisex crewneck. Tiny Hat, Big Plans. $44.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860135374288 (Redbubble work id 185577143)
  A loud, tacky ugly-Christmas-sweater crewneck for cat people. Original illustrated artwork shows a fluffy orange tabby in a tiny red-and-green Fair Isle sweater and a Santa hat with a pom-pom, with the words “Tiny Hat, Big Plans”, on a sewn-look felt applique, under a felt name patch lettered with the phrase above. The whole front print is filled edge to edge with a dense faux-knit Fair Isle of snowflakes, reindeer, trees and stars in clashing red, green, cream and gold, plus a printed string of colorful Christmas lights, tinsel garland, pom-poms and jingle bells.

- [Low Profile, High Cheer Corgi Hoodie](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/corgi-ugly-christmas-sweater-hoodie-green-unisex-low-profile-high-chee.html) — Unisex hoodie. Low Profile, High Cheer. $49.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860135374639 (Redbubble work id 185577161)
  A loud, tacky ugly-Christmas-sweater hoodie for corgi people. Original illustrated artwork shows a plump Pembroke Welsh corgi in a Fair Isle knit sweater and a little bow tie, with the words “Low Profile, High Cheer”, on a sewn-look felt applique, under a felt name patch lettered with the phrase above. The whole front print is filled edge to edge with a dense faux-knit Fair Isle of snowflakes, reindeer, trees and stars in clashing red, green, cream and gold, plus a printed string of colorful Christmas lights, tinsel garland, pom-poms and jingle bells.

- [Just Here to Waddle Penguin Sweater](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/penguin-ugly-christmas-sweater-red-crewneck-unisex-just-here-to-waddle.html) — Unisex crewneck. Just Here to Waddle. $44.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860135375108 (Redbubble work id 185577182)
  A loud, tacky ugly-Christmas-sweater crewneck for anyone who would rather waddle to the cocoa than run the party. Original illustrated artwork shows a round penguin in a Fair Isle knit hat, scarf and vest, holding a mug of cocoa, with the words “Just Here to Waddle”, on a sewn-look felt applique, under a felt name patch lettered with the phrase above. The whole front print is filled edge to edge with a dense faux-knit Fair Isle of snowflakes, reindeer, trees and stars in clashing red, green, cream and gold, plus a printed string of colorful Christmas lights, tinsel garland, pom-poms and jingle bells.

- [Slowly Festive Sloth Hoodie](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/sloth-ugly-christmas-sweater-hoodie-forest-green-unisex-slowly-festive.html) — Unisex hoodie. Slowly Festive. $49.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860135375720 (Redbubble work id 185577198)
  A loud, tacky ugly-Christmas-sweater hoodie for anyone moving through the holidays at a gentler pace. Original illustrated artwork shows a cozy sloth in a tiny Fair Isle sweater and a tinsel garland, with the words “Slowly Festive”, on a sewn-look felt applique, under a felt name patch lettered with the phrase above. The whole front print is filled edge to edge with a dense faux-knit Fair Isle of snowflakes, reindeer, trees and stars in clashing red, green, cream and gold, plus a printed string of colorful Christmas lights, tinsel garland, pom-poms and jingle bells.

- [Festive Little Pal Axolotl Sweater](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/axolotl-ugly-christmas-sweater-sweatshirt-red-crewneck-unisex-festive.html) — Unisex crewneck. Festive Little Pal. $44.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860135373632 (Redbubble work id 185577220)
  A loud, tacky ugly-Christmas-sweater crewneck for axolotl people. Original illustrated artwork shows a smiling pink axolotl in a tiny Fair Isle knit sweater and a Santa hat perched between its gills, with the words “Festive Little Pal”, on a sewn-look felt applique, under a felt name patch lettered with the phrase above. The whole front print is filled edge to edge with a dense faux-knit Fair Isle of snowflakes, reindeer, trees and stars in clashing red, green, cream and gold, plus a printed string of colorful Christmas lights, tinsel garland, pom-poms and jingle bells.

- [Freshly Iced Gingerbread Hoodie](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/gingerbread-ugly-christmas-sweater-hoodie-forest-green-unisex-freshly.html) — Unisex hoodie. Freshly Iced. $49.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860135376054 (Redbubble work id 185577241)
  A loud, tacky ugly-Christmas-sweater hoodie for cookie people. Original illustrated artwork shows a friendly gingerbread cookie in its own tiny Fair Isle knit sweater and pom-pom hat, with the words “Freshly Iced”, on a sewn-look felt applique, under a felt name patch lettered with the phrase above. The whole front print is filled edge to edge with a dense faux-knit Fair Isle of snowflakes, reindeer, trees and stars in clashing red, green, cream and gold, plus a printed string of colorful Christmas lights, tinsel garland, pom-poms and jingle bells. This is a different design from the store's funny Gingerbread Housing Inspector hoodie — a charming cookie friend, not a job-site joke.

- [Emberlane Après Club Crewneck](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/apres-ski-sweatshirt-retro-ski-club-crewneck-vintage-ski-lodge-unisex.html) — Unisex crewneck. Emberlane Après Club, Est. 2026. $44.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860135668712 (Redbubble work id 185577265)
  A retro ski-lodge crewneck for anyone who likes the mountain best from the fireplace. Original screenprint-style artwork shows a snowy peak, two pines, crossed vintage wooden skis and a big mug of hot cocoa with marshmallows, with the words “Emberlane Après Club, Est. 2026, cocoa after every run.” (Emberlane is our own store name, not a real resort.) Navy, burgundy and gold print on a soft Unisex Heavy Blend crewneck in Sand. Good all winter, not just at Christmas.

- [Will Dink for Cookies Tumbler](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/pickleball-tumbler-20-oz-straw-christmas-pickleball-gift-will-dink-for.html) — 20 oz tumbler. Will Dink for Cookies. $49.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860135672820
  A 20 oz insulated tumbler for the pickleball player who will absolutely trade a game for a cookie. Original painted artwork shows a plain green paddle, a pickleball wearing a tiny Santa hat and a plate of frosted Christmas cookies, with the words “Will Dink for Cookies, pickleball season never ends.” A good gift for a doubles partner, league friend or club gift exchange. Not dishwasher or microwave safe.

- [Treats Only, Please Stocking](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/golden-retriever-christmas-stocking-dog-stocking-treats-only-please-pe.html) — Christmas stocking. Treats Only, Please — love, the dog. $49.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860135673817
  A Christmas stocking for the dog of the house. Original painted artwork shows a golden retriever in a Santa hat and plaid scarf holding a bone tied with a red bow, next to a stack of presents, with the words “Treats Only, Please, love, the dog.”

- [Hibernation Season Polar Bear Blanket](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/polar-bear-blanket-sherpa-throw-50x60-icy-blue-winter-hibernation-seas.html) — 50×60 sherpa blanket. Hibernation Season — do not wake until spring. $69.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860135675152
  A frosty-blue sherpa throw for the person who plans to sleep until spring. Original painted artwork shows a polar bear cub asleep on a snowdrift under a pale-blue knit blanket, with a mug of cocoa and falling snowflakes, on a glacier-blue snowflake-and-pine border, with the words “Hibernation Season, do not wake until spring.” A winter gift that stays out after Christmas.

- [Maximum Merry Tree Skirt](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/maximalist-christmas-tree-skirt-44-inch-jewel-tone-burgundy-ornament-g.html) — 44-inch tree skirt. Maximum Merry. $84.99 on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/860135675707
  A 44-inch fleece tree skirt for a tree dressed like a party guest. Original painted artwork repeats a lavish cluster of jeweled baubles, a disco-ball ornament, velvet bows, pearls and gold tinsel in three medallions on a burgundy pattern of little jeweled ornaments and bows, with the words “Maximum Merry” and “More Is More.” (The jewels are printed, not real rhinestones.)

- [Friendsmas Crew Hoodie](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/friendsmas-crew-cocoa-mugs-hoodie-chosen-family-holiday-gift.html) — Unisex hoodie. Friendsmas Crew. Redbubble shop https://www.redbubble.com/people/EmberlaneGifts/shop (Redbubble work id 185577287)
  Friendsmas Crew art with cozy cocoa mugs for chosen-family celebrations. Original Emberlane Gifts holiday design — not a licensed show or logo. Available on apparel, mugs, stickers and totes in the EmberlaneGifts Redbubble shop.

- [Festive & On Call Nurse Crewneck](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/festive-and-on-call-nurse-crewneck-holiday-gift-for-healthcare-workers.html) — Unisex crewneck. Festive & On Call. Redbubble shop https://www.redbubble.com/people/EmberlaneGifts/shop (Redbubble work id 185577306)
  Festive & On Call nurse art with a stethoscope wreath and the line “Holiday Shift Crew.” An original Emberlane Gifts holiday gift for nurses and healthcare workers, with no hospital or brand logos. Available on apparel, mugs, stickers and totes in the EmberlaneGifts Redbubble shop.

- [Merry & Western Crewneck](https://emberlanegifts.pages.dev/p/merry-and-western-cowgirl-boot-crewneck-country-christmas-sweatshirt.html) — Unisex crewneck. Merry & Western. Redbubble shop https://www.redbubble.com/people/EmberlaneGifts/shop (Redbubble work id 185577325)
  Merry & Western art with a pink cowgirl boot and bow. Original Emberlane Gifts country-Christmas design, not a licensed brand. Available on apparel, mugs, stickers and totes in the EmberlaneGifts Redbubble shop.